(via sle3pingwith-sirens)
I think I’m pregnant.
We’re out of nachos.
I need a favor.
I lost the baby.
That’s a small penis.
I’m going in dry.
The dog ran away.
Luke, I’m your father.
Tickets are sold out.
We ate all the lobster.
Your favorite band sucks.
Mogwai has broken up.
Your hamster just exploded.
I’m not actually white.
Honey, I ate cactus.
I dropkicked the meatloaf.
Poop on the couch.
We’re out of food.
Tumblr was shutdown today.
We found your tumblr.
All the waffles vanished.
Your laptop is broken.
The wifi is slow.
Motionless In White sucks
(Band members name) passed away today
The Plot In You
Craig Mabbitt is ugly
Tony Perry got engaged.
Warped Tour is cancelled.
all time low sucks
There is no wi-fi
tumblr is down again
I’m taking your laptop
I have no food
(Source: blindthoughts, via katiee-d0nt-cryyy)
(Source: c4ptainblood, via uwuntsumfuk)
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Want to Sign Bunny’s Cast?
Thanks to Tua, who tells us that “Fredi’s leg healed well and now he jumps higher than ever!”
This kid is too cute.